dirty samuel

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.

After the dirty samuel we did last night, i have no feeling in my ass!

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Samuel

A massive idiot who knows nothing and is unsure of his sexuality status

Samuel has a couple good friends but no good friends He rarely gets invited to any gatherings

Look at samuel over there

by samgamer69 January 11, 2020

Samuel

Samuel is an amazing guy with the best personality. he is creative and smart. don't be surprised if he is in the top classes. He is a girl magnet and hates to hurt peoples feelings. the best match with a Samuel is a girl named Isabella.

Who is Isabella's boyfriend again?
Oh didn't you know it's Samuel, They are the perfect couple!!!

by BellaTheBerryBunny June 16, 2018

Samuel

A person with a very gay personality that also has a small dick

Stop it your acting like Samuel

by SANDYHANDY September 4, 2018

Samuel

Is someone that is usually short, has freckles, is very smart and sometimes handsome.

"That boy is so Samuel "
"Ya you are right

by Silly Savage March 26, 2017

Samuel

A dick of a friend who spends most his time reflecting on his sad life watching porn

Samuel, your a dick

by Ethan050607 March 22, 2019

Samuel L. Jackson

verb. To smoke nearly an entire cigarette in one 9 second breath, leaving the ash fully intact.

Dude! You Samuel L. Jackson'd that cigarette! I still have 3/4 of mine left!

by adoublearonn June 20, 2011