Squirt n' burn

When youre going down on your lasy and you think she squirts in your face. In reality its piss in your eyes.

Hey Dale, Allie gave me the 'ole squirt n' burn last night.

by MetalNick July 20, 2018

Jelly squirt gun

When a girl is on her period and squeezes her stomach

“I’m a human jelly squirt gun after that hug you gave me!”

by Period jelly September 5, 2022

TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021

Turt👏 Squirt

When one person is on their back and the other is going hard at it, ripping a fat squirt.

Give👏 Me👏 That👏 Turt👏 Squirt👏 All👏 Day👏 Bitch👏

by ImpendingSquirt August 1, 2018

Sing-song squirt

When you masturbate to someone serenading you.

When Robert played that song he wrote for me, he made me Sing-song squirt

by Clout Daddy November 6, 2017

Squirt n’ shat

Where you drop your load, and shit at the same time

Dude I just squirt n’ shat all over my floor

by Damp_Penguin December 22, 2019

beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006