smooshed

Smooshed is a combination of smashed and mashed and smeared.

I left a doughnut in my bag and now the icing is smooshed all over the place.

I thought i was smooshed but you should see Marysia

by mrsneeky December 3, 2010

blueberry banana smoothie

1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.

2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.

"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"

"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."

by Seth T. January 19, 2008

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

Smoozin

Smokin' and Boozin'.

I was smoozin' a bit last night.

by Smerald October 2, 2009

Smooch

We all know that shit don’t make since

“You thought I was feeling you that bitch is a smooch”

by Weallknow11 September 6, 2022

smoochie boochies

a slang term for marijuana

who wants smoochie boochies!

by Paul Buttuta November 15, 2007