Smadge

To smash vagina. Hard sex.

Him: Babe, what are you up to right now.?
Her: nothin
Him: Wanna smadge?

by KirbDawg4 December 29, 2021

Smeagger

The application of smeagro.

"Eric is a fuckin smeagger."

by Orgmaes February 27, 2022

Smeaglin

When your friend is being a degenerate and a bitch. It is also important that he is a goblin.

Jimmy: Wow you really are annoying as fuck
Owen: No i'm just better than you
Jimmy: Stop being a smeaglin

by Bulge May 25, 2022

Smeagle

Verb: The action of taking something precious from someone through dubious means of acquisition.

Person 1: Why did Stacy not receive any alimony checks after her divorce? She has two kids and was cheated on!

Person 2: Her husband was a finance bro. He really smeagled Stacy in the divorce mediation process.

by ChildOfDivorce August 31, 2022

smea

same thing as saying “same” but when you’re tired of overusing the word “same”

friend: “dude i am so tired”
me: smea

by aquafor stan September 3, 2022

smea

same thing as saying “same” but for when you’re sick of overusing the word “same”

friend: “dude i’m so tired”
me: smea

by aquafor stan September 3, 2022

Sméagol

1.Inability to man up to daily responsibilities. 2. Self-Centered 3. Making a bigger deal out of a situation than necessary. (Often leads to the individual crying) 4. Craves precious items and attention.

Hey honey, can you help with the dishes instead of being such a sméagol. No! No! Honey! Me asking you to do things doesn’t mean you have to cry about it.

by Blme_Gme September 7, 2022