shrimp boat captain

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

by captain salad May 12, 2004

Shrimp Fried Rice

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

by B October 26, 2004

Shrimp Tackle Box

A woman's grossly deformed and stinky pussy after being gang banged by the whole college football team.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Mary is going to be at the party tonight...we should go I heard she likes the D.

Guy 2: Nah man ever since she hung out with the football team she hasn't been the same. I heard she's trying to nurse her Shrimp Tackle Box back to normal.

by BallBag909 September 20, 2016

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

shrimp fried rice

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

by bailey johnson May 13, 2005

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

Boney Walnut Shrimp

The act of bending your girl over and nailing her from behind as she tries to eat Honey Walnut Shrimp from Panda Express.

Damn, Stephanie made a huge mess on the bed when I boney walnut shrimped her last night.

by 6fa6e8dd24a387 February 9, 2020