Salami Dick

The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.

Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.

by willynilly73 March 12, 2013

Saitama solo

Saitama solos Goku and the dragon mid z and dragon mid super verse negative diff 😹😹😹😹
Guy1: I love goku

Guy1: I love goku

Guy2 :saitama solos bozo 😹

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.

I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.

by j7fk13 September 24, 2011

salami sandwich

When two or more people are involved in a sexual act and two or more people have penises.

Shauna was in a salami sandwich last night with Joel and Craig.

by Salami Fucker June 23, 2016

Salamanca school

Salamanca is full of kids vaping in the bathroom . Some kids are normal but most of them are just pick me or think their popular when everyone really don’t like them. Some kids switch up one day they like you the next day they hate you

Salamanca school is the best

by jskaokw November 4, 2021

Crazy Salamander

An observant, pretty creature that can exhibit cougar-like, impulsive behavior. The Crazy Salamanders have very sensitive ears and are allergic to flea bites. When they feel their young is threatened, their first instinct is to go for the nipples.

Chelsea: Would you call me an observant, pretty creature?
Brandon: No, I'd call you a Crazy Salamander.

by rastaroni February 25, 2010

Sadamability

The potential to be a truly nasty piece of work.

'Steer clear of Puff - he is full of sadamability."

by Benny June 11, 2003