Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

Santa Claus

A creepy stalker who watches children 24/7 and makes a “naughty list” the uses this list to choose which children’s houses to break into and steal milk and baked goods, which undoubtedly contributes to his obesity. We don’t know much about him, but this old (probably in his 1000s) creep has gained the trust of children worldwide. The only question is, “Is Santa Claus coming to your town?”

Me: Hey, I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go get em.
Me: but what if it’s Santa Claus?
Macaulay Culkin: You’re right... I’ll bring extra bricks!
Me: good thinking! Now go put an end to that creep!

by iabast December 25, 2020

santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.

Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!

by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017

Dirty Santa

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"

To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!

by Deenis January 7, 2008

secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...

I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.

by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004

Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010