Russian Roomba

A Russian who walks around looking down at their phone nearly missing walls and other objects like a Roomba

John is a Russian Roomba

by Urban Chongie August 20, 2022

Bloody Russian

A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.

Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.

by holidayhawk May 14, 2011

russian candycane

When a girl is on her period and the man fucks her and pulls out so he has cum and blood all over his cock resembling a candycane... and then the women sucks him off as if he just came off the christmas tree

it was near christmas and stacey wanted somthing minty fresh so i gave her a russian candycane to please her appitite

by petty jones July 24, 2006

Russian Fury

A russian person who is unnaturaly talented in a specified area.

"Vadim drinks so much, he is the Russian Fury."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

russian slap

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

by King of 142 October 18, 2004

russian roll

A variation of rickrolling where a user is tricked into viewing Eduard Khil's creepy vocalise performance from an old Soviet-era TV show.

P1: Hey P1, check out this sweet CoD7 trailer...
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!

by sarysa March 6, 2010

Russian Milkshake

The act of having a female forcefully shove one of her boobs into a man's anus until lactation occurs.

1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"

2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"

3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.

by CreativeSex69 March 22, 2011