When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
by King of 142 October 19, 2004
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An absolute beatdown session.

-A line is drawn in dirt

-Right foot of both men is placed on the line

-The men interlock hands over the line

-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin

-They begin by slapping each other in the face

-Note: As hard as possible

-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.

-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
by Hugh Jass 2 December 13, 2010
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when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.
"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"
by Hysterical January 12, 2005
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When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
by jbird1 July 30, 2011
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When you pour large amounts of vodka on the ass cheeks and slap them simultaneously
I gave my girlfriend the Russian ass slap last night now I’m single.
by Hyghry12309 December 24, 2020
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when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face
When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap
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where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
by anonymous47937987394875 September 17, 2008
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