Bloody Russian

A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.

Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.

by holidayhawk April 24, 2011

Bloody Russian

A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.

wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."

husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."

wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"

by taylor TWIGG January 27, 2009

bloody russian

1. Smirnoff Ice topped off with a shot of Chamborg.

2. Tasty mix invented by the Bellinator

Jesus Christ man, 8.50 for a Bloody Russian. You guys SUCK!!!

by ultralord June 8, 2003

bloody russian

When a woman gets around to her time of the month, she keeps her menstrual spillage in a pitcher and puts it in the fridge. The next time she has sexual intercourse, she shares it with her partner as a tasty treat.

Dude, Veronica totally hosted a bloody russian last night, it was fucking disgusting.

by mike hunt is warm November 19, 2006

Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off

Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?

by ScroTard June 21, 2022