reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.

“Check that old man with his dick in a box”
“Oh thats just reed”

by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018

Reedley Photographer

Commonly known for being the local sports photographer for Reedley High and other local sports teams. Also a commonly known casual photographer.

Robert: Dude did you see what Jan just posted on his website?

Phillip: Who's Jan?

Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.

Phillip: Oh, that Jan.

by Unknown408-142 February 25, 2019

reedom

Synonym of Freedom a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games faction

Reedom soldiers are just weed smokin anarchists

by Zaznaczone June 30, 2019

ReedFest

The Thursday, Friday, and Saturday of the week of Reed's birthday. ReedFest is characterized by heavy alcohol consumption and Reed complaining about drinking until he's drunk smoking two cigarettes at once at his primal home, The Bar.

ReedFest night III is about to stoopid doodoo dummi lit.

by John from California March 30, 2019

Reed Kessler

Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome

Gosh did you see Reed Kessler in the horse show today! She got first place she is awesome

by HorseGirl13107 April 7, 2019

Redshift

When an State, County, Or country becomes Increasingly conservative after a Long Period Of Liberal Majority.

Man, America Is going through a serious redshift right now, am i right?

by The Spider Is a Lie. April 15, 2019