When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?

Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

Christmas Pudding by Toffian February 4, 2010

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Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

Puddle Pirates by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013

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Panty Pudding

the vaginal sludge that accumulates in a girl's underwear (especially if she works on a road crew all day)

You should wash your panty pudding out before it gets crusty and sticks together, babe.

Panty Pudding by Skankbone November 25, 2013

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nigga puddle

A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.

I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.

nigga puddle by mysteriousnesss November 5, 2009