Prevenge

The act of retribution on someone who hasn't committed an offense yet.

That asshole is gunning for me so I'm going to get prevenge before he strikes.

by Zkeballer October 19, 2022

Presentated

When you present in front of a class... basically saying present but better

Person 1 - did you do your presentation during the last class?
Person 2 - Yes, I ended up presentated last.

by wawaisgasstation October 27, 2022

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.

"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."

by anonymous September 20, 2022

presente

Spanish for "present"; when the name of a fallen or deceased hero of the Revolución or other sacred cause is mentioned, one is supposed to shout "¡Presente!" to indicate that she or he is still present in spirit.

"Dolores Ibárruri -- ¡Presente! (Isidora Dolores Ibárruri Gómez (Spanish: isiˈðoɾa ðoˈloɾes iˈβaruɾi ˈɣomeθ; 9 December 1895 – 12 November 1989), also known as la Pasionaria (English: "the Passionflower"), was a Spanish Republican leader of the Spanish Civil War of 1936–1939.

by StarryGordon March 3, 2023

present

get shot, glock

« im going to get you a present »
« oh noooo dont shoot »

by alexander grandium April 7, 2023

Prevert

1) A pervert in training. 2) An underage pervert

Looks like our son is growing up to be a chirpy little prevert just like his dad. At age 18 they officially become a pervert

by Roddhott April 12, 2023

Presentacious

• Presentacious prez-en-tay-shus
(Adjective)

Definition - seeking attention with minor news in a cringy fashion // when one feels the need to announce grandly in a forced effort to brag // trying too hard to make a big deal about celebrating nothing out of nowhere // one who boasts about a generally simple achievement

1. “It’s frustrating how presentacious they are, the way they make an announcement about their 4 year old’s report card as if it’s a PhD.”

- Eg: “OH-MY-GOODNESS! Can you believe how SMART he is, look at my LiTtLe GeNiUS, he’s gonna change the WORLD, yaaayy!” - “Could they be any more presentacious?”
2. “I can’t stand how presentacious they always are, bragging about their new air fryer like they invented it.”

- Eg. “Well daaaamn, are these not the BEST fries you’ve EVER HAD? I tell ya, I could SAVE LIVES with this air fryer, RIGHT!?” - “There they go being presentacious again.”

by DMFK7 April 14, 2023