Playing Like Betty White

1- phrase used to insult people who are not good at sports, such as football or Russian Snake Charming, or any other activity requiring strength/ panflutes.

2- common insult used on people who have not/ do not eat Snickers before important events, such as football or Colombian Tennis.

1- Come on Detmenkov, you're like Betty White out there, man up!

2- Hey Elizaboria, eat this Snickers, you're playing like Betty White! We need 4 more points or they'll keep the cocaine!

by easytoremember September 16, 2010

Playing Weight

A term used by athletes to define their optimum weight for playing their desired sport.

Ron Artest trained hard this summer to get down to playing weight for training camp.

by RubySoho76 October 25, 2010

Playing Dude

Along the lines of "playing dead", but the dude version. This is a tactic men (or even women) use when their girl(boy)friends or wives(husbands) are talking and they want to pretend not to hear what they are saying so that they don't have to address or acknowledge their wants and/or needs.

I think your boyfriend hears you when you complain about all the gas you waste driving to and from his house every day. I think he knows you want to move in with him, he's just playing dude.

by jwalker720 November 11, 2010

Playing horseshoes

Code talk for sex, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.

This weekend, I'll be playing horseshoes with her.

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana December 1, 2010

Playing the Dashboard

So Stoned or fucked up your staring at your XBox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.

egamer: DUDE! last night I was Playing the Dashboard so hard, my screen burned!

Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!

ex. 2

Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.

egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.

by TCDSXPK April 15, 2011

Playing with the seams

To discretely fondle ones netherbits in public.

Look Cybele is totally playing with the seams in the grocery store.

by Cybele_kiss April 14, 2014

playing the harp

To be so deep in thought or daydreaming that you are not aware of someone speaking to you.

Similar to the 'Space Cadet' and 'Away with the fairies', though this one also refers to someone in deep thought as well as someone who is daydreaming.

Comes from the common drawings of deities playing the harp in the clouds.

Person 1: So what do you think Andy? ... Andy?
Person 2: Let him be, can't you see Andy is playing the harp?

by RubberGum August 13, 2014