Pinslop

A short and stout man who will say anything to appear like a better person. Claims to accept all opinions but will make anyone bearing a differing opinion feel like complete shit. Also possesses extremely unfavorable and bland interests such as baseball and weed addiction.

The new history professor is a total Pinslop. He gave my paper a lower grade just because I said the bombing of Hiroshima was a good thing.

by Weegee.exe July 19, 2021

Pink beefy

A game similar to punch-buggy in which one scores a punch on their friend or friends for spotting an overweight person in pink garb (clothing) and calling out "pink beefy." Other acceptable variations are "botanical beefy," which is a large person in garb that is adorned with flowers, and "beefy beefy," which is a large person wearing clothing depicting hamburger or another beef product.

(overweight person walks by wearing a pink sweater)
person 1: pink beefy *punch*
person 2: aw man...

by BuckAMayzing October 24, 2010

vete pa la pinga

Go to hell / Go fuck yourself / Fuck off

Used by Cubans or Cuban descendants in a sentence when one is fed up with someone's bahvior and can't believe they have the nerve to say yet another word to you because you're so disgusted with them and you could care less.. There's only one place for them to go and that's where? Pa la pinga!

"you seriously think that after all the shit you said I'm gonna sit here and listen to your side of the story!? VETE PA LA PINGA!!"

by El pingon May 13, 2016

a mega pint

“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.

Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.

by A Pirate Life May 6, 2022

Pinkham's Law

No matter how big an asshole in an article may be, someone will always step in to defend the asshole

I want to post a collection of stories about all of the ridiculous conversations I've had while working in customer service, but I'm worried I'm going to get a lot of Pinkham's Law responses.

by plrrft April 20, 2016

pinyin

Standard Chinese spelling system using Roman alphabet. Literally translates as "spell sound". In modern Chinese education, children are taught to read and write pinyin before learning hanzi (Chinese characters).

If it weren't for pinyin, there would be no way I could ever learn how to speak Chinese by reading it.

by Gaijin-san January 15, 2013

pinky cheater

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021