Uncle Pete 

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.

Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.

Uncle Pete by Doo Brown March 13, 2007

hello pete 

When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.

Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound

hello pete by Here everything is Better August 31, 2006

Geezy Pete 

An expression used to show disbelief or disgust.

Geezy Pete it sure is hot out here!

Geezy Pete by aedwards225 April 3, 2008

Penguin Pete 

In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.

Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.

Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?

Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis

Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-

Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.

Guy 1: ....

Penguin Pete by Dujac0 January 12, 2009

Coconut Pete 

The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".

Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"

There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya

Coconut Pete by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015

Sneaky Pete 

Sneaky Pete (noun) - when a man, while mounting a woman doggy-style, abruptly and unexpectedly, penetrates her anus.

Man, did she flip out when he slipped her the ol' Sneaky Pete!

Sneaky Pete by Pablo Van Moses January 10, 2020

Pump Action Pete 

A guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. While he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is

May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid

Lee is a real Pump Action Pete. I heard his dad took his car away and now he can’t even get laid.

Pump Action Pete by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010