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trump periods

A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious
1: she’s on her trump period leave her alone

2: what’s trump period ?

1: A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious

2: shit.
by anonymous333333333 November 2, 2020
mugGet the trump periodsmug.

anus period

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!
by Luapcas November 11, 2017
mugGet the anus periodmug.

Apple Period

A teacher who's on their period
Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.
by WWW.COMPASS June 7, 2023
mugGet the Apple Periodmug.

A Tenth period

To masturbate. Means to do it after school. But has evolved into a general term to wank it.
Is tenth period because the typical school day is 9 periods.
Bruh I got to crank out a tenth period. I'm so horny.

I can't wait til the last period, ninth period, ends. So I can wank my dick in tenth period.
by LD;) October 5, 2017
mugGet the A Tenth periodmug.

period no tampon

to add emphasis to a point that was made, but even more than periodt.
Girl she was a MESS, period no tampon.
by nerdynanny October 14, 2021
mugGet the period no tamponmug.

gtfo period

The small time gap between safety and danger. Can be used to define how long you have before someone turns angry, or before a fight breaks out or just for Shits and giggles when playing chap door, run.
Person 1: I just split with my girlfriend.
Person 2: sorry to hear that dude, how did she take it?
Person 1: don't know yet, waiting for her to reply.
Person 2: wait, you didn't do it to her face? You got maybe a 20 second gtfo period before she hunts you down dude.
by dts94 January 21, 2013
mugGet the gtfo periodmug.

Period Dance

The ancient ritual: the period dance. When done correctly, clouds form overhead bringing thunder and lightning, blood starts raining from the sky and dogs start howling. You will know that the ritual has worked when the vagina cries red tears.
Person 1: Why is the rain red?!

Person 2: Oh, I guess someone's doing the period dance.
by WigglyBobert February 24, 2018
mugGet the Period Dancemug.

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