Pedo

When you're unloved and get molested by a pedo and thrown off a cliff to die.

im so unloved i was molested by a pedo.

by Josh.e March 14, 2009

Pedodar

A pedophile's ability to inherently detect children around him.

"Dude, he's got a freakin' sixth sense for finding little girls."
"It's that pedodar, man."

by The Towel April 4, 2009

Pedobear syndrome

Growing a beard and being in close proximity of people younger than you.

Person 1: What's up with Owen?
Person 2: Errgh.. the weird old guy with the beard in our year?
Person 1: Ya, has he got like pedobear syndrome.
Person 3: I heard he's got secondyearaphobia.

by Jackkie92 October 18, 2011

Pedo worthy

An attractive girl under the age of consent.

Guy1: "Dude that girl is so hot."

Guy2: "Yeah, but she's too young for you bro!"

Guy1: "I don't care dude shes straight pedo WORTHY"

by xxxxsamrl October 3, 2011

Pedofartia

A person that tremendously enjoys to surprise children by passing gas on them.

Ew, Bobby suffers from Pedofartia.

Nicole is a pedofarter

by Bob the Fob April 5, 2016

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Pedo

Definition: Benji Hilton

Benji is the biggest pedo in the world

by Pedooo February 9, 2020