Poo poo joo jo

the act of cumming in another persons nostrils

“So my agents like, just do one poo poo joo jo video just for the money”

by synasthetic September 20, 2011

Poo occurs

Nice way of saying shit happens.

Oh well, poo occurs.

by philou April 26, 2012

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

poo swamp

That time you have an unexpected "ass-piss" style poop and it smells like a tidal marsh during low-tide in August.

My interview was made rather uncomfortable thanks to an unscheduled poo swamp resulting from last nights Cambodian-food excursion.

by DJ_SammySimons December 15, 2014

poo body

A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1

"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"

"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"

by Zack Attack 13 June 26, 2019

poo nuggets

pieces of shit that have become entangled in the pubic/anus hair and hardened into "nuggets"

I went to hit Monishiqua from the back, but when I spread it, there were all these nasty poo nuggets all over the place...dirty bitch

by scarfman January 30, 2004

poo jam

the stuff that collects around your ass and gets stuck in the crack.

I was in the shower washing myself and noticed some poo jam around my ass.

by turbopants January 13, 2007