hairy plate

see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.

"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"

by jamie_ledge October 5, 2006

Plath

Rhyming with math, a word used when there is absolutely nothing else to say.

Q: Hey what's up? A: Plath

by Numbuh_4 April 3, 2009

gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

plate

A record, usu. a 12"

Put on that plate, I like the B-side mix!

by DJdre June 11, 2004

Hot Plate

The act of strapping a piece of plastic wrap or 'cling wrap' to your chest and having somone shit on it. AKA: Sanitary Cleveland Steamer

I enjoy a Hot Plate much more than a Cleveland Steamer because the cleanup is much easier!

by Scootyloo January 17, 2003

Gold Plated Stunning Cunt

Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.

Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"

by Will A September 25, 2005

shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself

Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news

by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010