Idol pants

1) stretchy lounge pants, most likely from Old Navy, that are suitably comfortable for 2+ hours of TV viewership, i.e. watching American Idol.
2) a person participating in said activity in said clothing, especially as an insult.

1) Woot! Almost 7:00! Better get my Idol pants ow-on!
2) Quit being an Idol pants and get yo lazy ass off the couch!

by Evie29 March 8, 2009

Fussy Parts

When a guy has no idea what that noise is coming from a blowhard cooter.

Baby, why are your fussy parts making all of that noise?

by Drawkcab Gnik June 12, 2010

Weed Pact

The strongest bond two people can form. A Weed Pact is when one person is required to smoke with another person for the remainder of the night/party or until the weed runs out. If two people are smoking together at an earlier time during the night/party, and the owner of the weed may call a Weed Pact on the other member. Neither member is now allowed to back out of any weed offerings.

A weed pact may be called by curling all fingers but your thumbs and pinkies. The arms are then crossed and the thumbs are connected, creating a W shape. This gesture is then followed by a hearty "WEED PACT!".

IMPORTANT: If this oath is broken by the mooching member, he is subject to extreme humiliation.

Man 1: Hey, you want a hit?

Man 2: Yeah man! Thanks!
(As he takes a hit, Man 1 makes the universal weed pact gesture)

Man 1: WEED PACT!

Man 2: Hell Yeah!

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

Hammy Pants

Hammy pants: an outfit that makes you look fat (like a pig).

Girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big butt.

Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!

Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.

by ihavenoideawhati'mdoing April 16, 2016

second day pants

jeans that fit perfectly, on the second day of use; first day pants are a bit too tight, but second day pants feel great.

It feels so good to put on second day pants and not worry about a muffin top.

by damngrlhowthehell January 21, 2008

I take my pants off to you

Response to having ones pants pulled down

William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"

by Baxington March 13, 2015

honey muffin pumpkin pants

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017