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The strongest bond two people can form. A Weed Pact is when one person is required to smoke with another person for the remainder of the night/party or until the weed runs out. If two people are smoking together at an earlier time during the night/party, and the owner of the weed may call a Weed Pact on the other member. Neither member is now allowed to back out of any weed offerings.

A weed pact may be called by curling all fingers but your thumbs and pinkies. The arms are then crossed and the thumbs are connected, creating a W shape. This gesture is then followed by a hearty "WEED PACT!".

IMPORTANT: If this oath is broken by the mooching member, he is subject to extreme humiliation.
Man 1: Hey, you want a hit?

Man 2: Yeah man! Thanks!
(As he takes a hit, Man 1 makes the universal weed pact gesture)

Man 1: WEED PACT!

Man 2: Hell Yeah!
by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010
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When you are banging a fat chick who is also a screamer.
Paul you must have really been ramming that elephant last night, the whole floor was shaking!
by Trebor Thunder November 28, 2018
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Terrors of the sea. They hop aboard your boat, kill you in your sleep, steal your stuff, rape your family, and spend each day drunk off liquor. They refuse to get a real job and have no other goals in life.

More commonly known by their slang term, Pirates.
During the 1800s, Merniggers ran rampant and were feared by all honest seafarers.
by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010
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A phrase used to describe a load which cannot be swallowed in one attempt, and a second swallow must be done. Often followed with gagging, coughing, and in many cases vomiting.
Man 1: I proposed to my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Why would you do something like that?

Man 1: Last night, I gave her a double gulpper, and she didn't gag, cough, or anything.

Man 2: Wow man, never let that one go!
by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010
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The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.
by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010
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