One Up Lifestyle 

When your lifestyle unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.

When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran 3 miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up lifestyle Bro."

One Up Lifestyle by DormAds August 31, 2012

one eyed purple dog 

Noun. Penis.

I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.

one eyed purple dog by JimboJones October 2, 2013

one thrust Mcgee 

A human male, when inserting his erect phallus into the corresponding female orifice, ejaculates after one plunge (thrust).

I heard last night that Jacob was a one thrust mcgee.

one thrust Mcgee by darnasian May 26, 2014

One Song Phase

When an individual get addicted to one song and plays it over a period of time

E: Are you still listening to Bubblin' (Blue song)?

C: Yeah, I'm on the One Song Phase

One Song Phase by DiliChu July 27, 2015

one please 

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.

(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!

one please by Interjekt October 26, 2015

one hand ass 

" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"

How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"

2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "

one hand ass by llessur71 March 28, 2016

one wipe challenge

When you only wipe your butt once a day no matter how many times you've pooped.

Matt was jubilant after he successfully completed the one wipe challenge.

one wipe challenge by @salsaleg25 June 5, 2017