Nooblet

A noob in training. Unlike a noob, nooblets still have the capacity to turn back. If you happen to encounter a nooblet, it is recommended that you back off, as nooblets are more fierce than noobs, but don't know how to insult. This may lead to random jibberish, that not even noobs can comprehend. You may need to call in professional help.

Guy 1: Owned!
Nooblet: GAWD FURCKING AIBRN 2b9b4nvsobn4...C4n+ Tawk 2d4y
Guy 2: Nooblet alert, back off, let our pro handle this guy.
Pro : *Slaps nooblet* STFU AND STOP BEING STUPID! It ain't cool, Kay?
Guy 3 (Formerly Nooblet): Oh sorry, I almost got killed by that disease. Thanks.

by ReapersSickness April 12, 2010

Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012

Nooblet

A smaller version of a noob, a nooblet is often used to describe someone who has all the characteristics of a noob, but smaller and more annoying.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that sick game we just won? Those dudes were so lame.

Person 2: Yeah, I mean, who do they think they are, running up the field like that?

Person 1: They're just a bunch of Nooblets

by Master Fai January 31, 2010

noodle pimp

a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.

usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.

Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?
Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.

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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older
Diddy: yeh me too!

by Dom and matt April 25, 2006

chicken noodle ass nigga

Usually a straight, white male who is incredibly egotistical yet for no good reason because he is very skinny and not good looking. If you call someone this name, it often means you strongly hate them or want to beat them up (because in many instances you are commenting on their weight/size). Originally used by Trippie Redd in his song "Taking a Walk".

Talking shit but he don't know shit. Chicken noodle ass nigga, man you boneless

by egirl666 February 26, 2019

nooblet cakes

it all started when kevo adn ray pwned so many noobs on CS that they all cried so ray decided to give them all some fresh made NOOBLET CAKES which taste quite good and kevo gave them pwnage pie which is equally good

stfu katie and eat your damn nooblet cakes
you too brad eat those cakes u slut

by RaY January 6, 2005

pot noodle

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon

"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003