netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.

What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 2, 2018

netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

Netflix & Kill

Enjoying some down time by watching a horror film on Netflix

Having a Netflix & Kill night- watching the entire Saw series and finishing with the Purge.

by Scrubby-dog September 23, 2018

netflix wife

The girl or woman you watch Netflix with all the time. You start new shows together discuss them and finish them together

She just finished another show with him. That must be his Netflix wife.

by ForRealMamas September 30, 2018

Netflix and Will

When some guy does too much coke and talks so much you miss the show and everything else.

Hey do you want to come over and watch a movie?

No thanks, I actually feel like seeing a movie, not Netflix and Will.

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018

Netflix Withdrawal

When your parents take away Netflix and you slowly start going insane. You may experience mood swings, sudden rage, depression, chills, hallucinations, or death. Recommended course of treatment is immediate restoration of Netflix subscription through any means necessary.

I refused to give up my phone yesterday and so my Netflix privileges were revoked. Now I am experiencing Netflix Withdrawal.

by SuperMAGICPony October 20, 2018

Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018