Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

nigga nap

a nap taken after having a heavy meal.

johnny took a nigga nap after eating a turkey leg.

by menna August 20, 2007

coffee nap

A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.

Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!

by KMFD October 8, 2007

sad nap

The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.

Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.

by My Homie Andre January 24, 2006

fat nap

When fat people fall asleep randomly, and at inopportune times. A cat nap...for fat people.

Damn, Craig's taking a fat nap again!

by Dmizzle2 December 20, 2006

Princess Nap

When a girl sleeps with her face off of the pillow all night or just for a short nap, and makes sure not to sleep too deeply. This way, when she wakes up, her makeup is still perfect, and she looks like a "princess."

John and I have only been dating for a couple of weeks. I don't want him to think I'm ugly in the morning so I've been taking Princess Naps

My date is in an hour...I'm going to take a Princess Nap for 20 minutes before Eric picks me up

by Maria G. July 26, 2006

nap hangover

The groggy, tired, unable-to-open-one's-eyes feeling that one can experience after a midday nap.

I fell asleep on accident, and not only did I lose the hour I slept for, but I lost another hour or two to the nap hangover.

by kalirush September 17, 2008