kiss of the mermaid

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.

*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid

by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

Orange Marmalade

A horrible substance that should be made illegal without identification proving that you are at least 70 years of age.

"I want to get a fake ID so that I can illegally purchase orange marmalade! REALLY!?.............No."

by queen_zoo September 1, 2013

Mermaid tits

Tits that are blue and sparkley - this can be decoration on a top or can be acheieved through being very cold (and therefore with a blue tinge to the skin) and covered in body glitter.

'Wow nice top - it is blue and sparkley! You have mermaid tits.'

by Bad pam March 6, 2009

Moma Chi Zebra

1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.

1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!

by Jace December 7, 2003

Mermaid Cigarette

Another word for a marijuana cigarette or a joint. Mermaids live underwater, but you must use fire to light any type of cigarette, the effects of marijuana can often lead to someone feeling like a mermaid who needs fire.

"Yo, Pass the mermaid cigarette dude."
"Time to roll a mermaid cigarette!"
"Meet me after work for a mermaid cigarette."

by Starboyjuice October 19, 2012

going mermaid

An adult woman with no hair below the navel (because it's been shaved).

Amy only goes down on girls who are going mermaid.

by Bonni Raine December 17, 2006

Morman

the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell

i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007