messy sex

Messy sex is when you use a messy lubricant such as shit, butter, mud, etc. often as a fetish and for increased sexual experience

i love spraying whipped cream on her tits, pussy, and ass then licking if off after fucking her for messy sex

by jonny69fuck January 2, 2010

meaty thighs

someone who has flabby and meaty thighs.
e.g. a fat girl would have meaty thighs

person: that person could make their own meat spin with thighs that meaty

person: gotta love my meaty thighs

by cheese cheese cheese March 6, 2009

meaty portions

the roundor robust shape of a slut

dman son, tht bitch got some meaty portions ,b.

by bedford coxx November 8, 2003

messy harp

The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"

I finally picked up a chick and I messy harp'd her, Boy was she mad.

by Bobby105 September 10, 2007

messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night

Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

messy pancake

The act of ejaculating on a womans stomach. First used by Dane Cook in his Rough Around the Edges Tour

"Sometimes I pull out and make a messy pancake on her stomach."

by D-Boy856 December 27, 2007

messy oscar

When one barfs in another's asshole.

Sinbad made me laugh so hard, i couldn't help but give Jimmy a messy oscar.

by NoweryShowerny January 24, 2008