maria and matteo

couple which go out everz week on is islandisch and one is finnish

maria and matteo are killing people

by you know who 2 April 05, 2017

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Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

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Hana-Maria

This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.

Wow Hana-Maria is so sweet!

by Twixie74 March 31, 2021

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Maria Derbduntlis

Maria is a fun, loving girl. She is a joy to be around and always comes with a smile.
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*

by Sassschaaa October 30, 2020

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Maria out

What you say when you leave the room after making a really good point, winning an argument, or saying something a bit shocking. (even if your name isn't Maria). Similar to a mic drop.

Well guess what? I'm gay. Maria out.

You said that Jimin sounds gay? Well he's definitely a lot better looking than you'll ever be. *shows picture of Jimin* Maria out.

by dontstealmypuhd June 03, 2019

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