malet

Malet. A sometimes funny person. Does a lot of typos. Nickname for marit :) see I didn't do this shitty.

"Just call her Malet"

by WildDay January 5, 2018

Muglette

Omelette prepared and eaten in a mug

My friend me made a great muglette this morning.

by Iceape May 3, 2018

Maglite Mouth

When your upper and lower front teeth get knocked out by a large flash light, usually after challenging an officer’s authority.

He keeps talking all this sovereign citizen shit to cops. I give it two months before he comes back home with maglite mouth.

by Cxt_tech September 29, 2018

Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

Magnetard

Stupidity that transcends the norm.

He's such a magnetard, he can't even tie his shoes.

by Grimbotim October 7, 2019

Magnetitty

Boob so beautiful that first pulls your eyes and then your peter and eventually your feet.

I orbit her magnetitty.

by parquet52 October 27, 2020

Mailetoa

A Mailetoa is a guy who is straight up awesome. No matter what he’s going through he will still be there for you. He can tend to be annoying at times but it’s alright because no matter what you know he loves you. He will make sure your loved by calling you cute nicknames. Overall you couldn’t ask for a better friend. Even when he is broken he can still find a way to put others together and that’s why he deserves the world.

I want a Mailetoa in my life.

by Citybaby03 March 16, 2021