lydia

a married woman who was once a hooker

hookers gonna hook but lydias aren't

by parquet52 February 20, 2021

Lufu

Noun. A feeling like love but it occurs on stricter occasions. If you don't like a girl at first but then grow an affection for her over a period of time such as one year, you feel lufu. The Worst thing about lufu is that this affection must be hidden in your heart or let's say between your friends. It has other forms as well. Lufued, to lufu, lifting, lufuly...

Garçon: One lufu menu for the nano gentleman.

15-year-old me: Make sure there is tear gases in it.

by parquet52 October 26, 2020

American Water

beverages like coca-cola

Those kids focus really well on American water.

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

Lufu

Noun. A feeling like love but it occurs on stricter occasions. If you don't like a girl at first but then grow an affection for her over a period of time such as one year, you feel lufu. The Worst thing about lufu is that this affection must be hidden in your heart or let's say between your friends. It has other forms as well. Lufued, to lufu, lifting, lufuly...

Garçon: One lufu menu for the nano gentleman.

15-year-old me: Make sure there is tear gases in it.

by parquet52 October 26, 2020

Magnetitty

Boob so beautiful that first pulls your eyes and then your peter and eventually your feet.

I orbit her magnetitty.

by parquet52 October 27, 2020

bump into

It is used when you hold your shit and it gets back to your bowel.

Do you remember the void crisps we bought yesterday? That evening, I did bump into because of it.

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

emaning

The wrong spelling of 'meaning'. Something that is understood from a word, sound, behaviour or event.

What the heaven is the emaning of proclivity.

by parquet52 November 03, 2020