Definitions by parquet52

lydia 

a married woman who was once a hooker

hookers gonna hook but lydias aren't

lydia by parquet52 February 20, 2021

emaning 

The wrong spelling of 'meaning'. Something that is understood from a word, sound, behaviour or event.

What the heaven is the emaning of proclivity.

emaning by parquet52 November 3, 2020

Magnetitty

Boob so beautiful that first pulls your eyes and then your peter and eventually your feet.

I orbit her magnetitty.

Magnetitty by parquet52 October 27, 2020

Lufu 

Noun. A feeling like love but it occurs on stricter occasions. If you don't like a girl at first but then grow an affection for her over a period of time such as one year, you feel lufu. The Worst thing about lufu is that this affection must be hidden in your heart or let's say between your friends. It has other forms as well. Lufued, to lufu, lifting, lufuly...

Garçon: One lufu menu for the nano gentleman.

15-year-old me: Make sure there is tear gases in it.

Lufu by parquet52 October 26, 2020

Lufu 

Noun. A feeling like love but it occurs on stricter occasions. If you don't like a girl at first but then grow an affection for her over a period of time such as one year, you feel lufu. The Worst thing about lufu is that this affection must be hidden in your heart or let's say between your friends. It has other forms as well. Lufued, to lufu, lifting, lufuly...

Garçon: One lufu menu for the nano gentleman.

15-year-old me: Make sure there is tear gases in it.

Lufu by parquet52 October 26, 2020

American Water

beverages like coca-cola

Those kids focus really well on American water.

American Water by parquet52 October 25, 2020

checkpoint

noun. Somewhere you had many memories, and you go back to fresh up those moments.
verb. to go back to the place where you had many memories to fresh up those moments.

Hey, we six are here. Why don't we checkpoint the coconut wall?

checkpoint by parquet52 October 25, 2020