coal mole

fake anti-nuclear protester, who is actually a mole working for the coal industry.

Germany is now getting rid of its nuclear power plants. Throngs of young rebellious looking youth had crowded the streets, protesting in the name of "a clean earth". Who stands to fill the vacuum? Coal. Those protesters were definitely coal moles.

by shootandrun October 30, 2011

Dick Mold

Anytime one's clothing (shorts, pants, etc.) molds the penis, leaving it visible.

This most commonly occurs when one gets out of a pool or ocean and the bathing suit sticks to and molds the penis, resulting in Dick Mold.

by Kasuhaku1 December 4, 2012

Toolbar Mold

The inexplicable accumulation of free toolbars on a rarely used browser (usually Internet Explorer) that obscures most of the screen when you open a window.

This is caused by programs that make money by including toolbars with their software (like Yahoo Messenger) which takes advantage of people too lazy to read the installer.

Friend using their other friend's computer: Geez, why do you have so many toolbars on your browser? I can't see!

Other friend: Oh, yeah, that browser has some toolbar mold I haven't cleaned up yet. Use Chrome or something.

by Silver Griffin December 11, 2012

Soggy Molly

The act of collecting large amounts of saliva on your index finger and then sticking it in someone's armpit with a twisting motion. Usually done from behind to allow for the element of surprise and to give you a chance to run.

Index fingers from both hands can be used at the same time for a double-barreled soggy molly.

While Billy-Bob was giving the nerd a wet willy, Jimbo was giving him a soggy molly.

by angus mctavish September 30, 2012

Cupcake Molester

the sticking of Ray Toro's hand inside of a cupcake.

"did you see that interview with Ray molesting that cupcake?"
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."

by frnkieromustdie August 20, 2013

cat molester

A person who loves the feel of pussy. As in a cat...

Wow look at Steve getting real deep with that pussy! He's a real cat molester!

by Amon 'Get In The Van' Koutarou September 13, 2015

Permanent Moler

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.

Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.

by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016