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Middleton Spank

A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”
by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019
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middle middle class

In between lower middle and upper middle class. When you can afford AirPods but you can’t afford college.
I’m middle middle class. I can pay all my bills and stuff, but my dad’s cancer treatment? I don’t think so.
by abbeythehuman December 27, 2019
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Middle school

Hell
The place where innocent children go to die. They lose most of their elementary school friends, and usually don’t get new ones. Most think they are now mature, even though they are definitely not, and become self-righteous. The girls (most) love gossip and drama, and turn into retarded and rude individuals. The boys learn to cuss, and think they are super cool when they do. The boys also become major pervs. When you come out of your last year of elementary school, you think that middle school will be awesome and just a step higher academically, but you were wrong, middle school sucks, and they give you WAY to much homework for your poor childish self. The teachers don’t care, and the lunches are sad. The boys begin to think they are awesome in 8th grade when they get taller than the girls. There are the cliques, and the fakes. The fakes are the ones that wear Birkenstock’s, crop tops, and ripped jeans.

Highschool is is only slightly better.
Luke: “I can’t wait to get out of middle school”
You: “I know high school will be sooo much better”
by Let’s goooo April 1, 2020
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cutler middle school

a bunch of kids who dont learn shit and the teachers are retarded
cutler middle school is as annoying as jacob sartoroius
by definiton 69 February 2, 2017
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Patapsco Middle School

A shit hole full of teachers that are either deaf or fresh out of Towson teaching their dumb ass classes that will have no impact on your life in anyway affecting your gpa causing you to get drilled by the godamn counselors who can’t do shit and don’t care about anything and throw out punishments like it’s fucking candy when you truly find out who someone really is and people think they’re hardcore for smoking weed and getting a blow job when more than half the kids haven’t hit puberty absolute shit hole!
Incoming 6th grader: I’m so excited for Patapsco middle school

Any other student: you’re a fucking prick
by HOCO student January 6, 2018
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Manor middle school

School where people finna think popularity comes first . They act like they like u but they’re actually fake as hell. Truly a dramatic school with 100% hoes and 100% f boys . The boys will ask for nudes 24/7 and the girls will do it for clout. And you have the few people who are actually mature.
Oh he goes to manor middle school? must be an f boy
by anonymousopinions2637 November 3, 2018
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Columbiana middle school

Columbiana middle school is a stupid school with bitches and many hoes. A lot of drama happens their. Especially stupid drama. If you go to this school you will probably get made fun of a lot. You will also get offered vapes or juuls. Many of the kids are rednecks and preppy kids. Also, don’t get on the principals nerves.
Person 1: what’s columbiana middle school
Person 2: a middle school with stupid kids and drama
Person 1: ohhhh okay, I’m not going their.
by Billy65 December 10, 2018
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