Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
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The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.
E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"
by DrPep July 26, 2019
Get the Man Math mug.A soul out of this world, with a main purpose of spreading Love beyond imagination to all that She crosses path with. Lord knows, that the one person She chooses to give Her heart to, is sure to Love every cellulite in Her body. When Love itself is cliche, She heightens the meaning of the word with every stroke of each letter that forms it; L-O-V-E. We can drown the meaning in metaphors all we want but Her Love usually boils down to one thing; "Happiness". Just absolute Breath-taking Happiness.
Only You Mathani = )
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Get the Mathani mug.This thing is the worst thing you can ever have. Say you take a math test and you didn’t know it was happening and you fail; your parent would get mad at you FOR NOW KNOWING A QUIZ. Another example is that let’s just say that you finish early and your teacher says “did you check your work” and you say no, but you knew all the answers. Your teacher will be like “ GO CHECK YOUR WORK OR YOU HAVE DETENTION”. Another example is that in your future life you won’t need to know how to find circumference, it won’t matter, it’s also boring, like really boring. Finally this is what is stands for. Mindboring, Awful, The, hardest, thing ever set there.
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Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
by Nickodemus Bartholomew November 6, 2008
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I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.
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