Mahlet

Mahlet is a beautiful girl who is known for being an instant baddie all the time without people knowing. They are super rare and special. This girl is Ethiopian and is super smart. Everything she does is for a reason, once you find an Ethiopian named Mahlet you will never want to let her go. She is very observant and has one of the best and trendiest fashion tastes. Mahlet's and Ethiopians often become millionaires and are very successful in life no matter what, they also know how to say no. They are also super hot. One thing that might surprise you is that during elementary and high school Mahlet's would look weakless but it's apart of their plan the whole time. Mahlet always does things for a reason without people even realizing, they have MAJOR glow-ups and always love their friends. They don't have any weaknesses. Mahlet's love letters are C, D, L, B, and R. SO if you ever run across her treat her right and give her some respect for she knows what you do before you do it, everything is apart of her plan, every rude thing, every moment cruel moment will lead up to her big plan and when you get hit with her plan you're going to be wishing to change the past. (They often become doctors, Engineers, Managers, and more)Again love letters are: C, D, L, B, and R.

"Look its Mahlet! She is so pretty!"
"Mahlet is such a baddie!"
"I wish I could be like Mahlet!"
"Mahlet is so popular and successful!"

by TINA SNOW (@TheeStallion) March 1, 2021

Lambda Male

Men who never appear in groups of 3

Alex:Gordon is always alone or with on other person.

Barney: Yeah he’s a Lambda Male.

Scientist: OOH AHH

by Dragotherium February 8, 2022

Data Male

A male who has vast amounts of information, general knowledge, and facts about the world.

There are two types of data males: soft boy nerds sharing their knowledge respectfully and obnoxious know-it-alls, who mansplain everything.

Jessie: "what do you think about legalizing drugs?"
Tim: "I read a paper on 2001 Portugal decriminalization of heroin that decreased the number of overdoses by 15 times"
Jessie: "holy shit, you are such a Data Male, I wish you were inside of me..."

by Debatní Deník March 4, 2022

maalek

To be unbelievably hairy

Tan loves the maalek chicks.

by Arodd, Champion of your heart May 1, 2006

Maple~

A species of a virtual dog.

Yo, I just saw Maple~ in H Party last night, it was craaazy.

by Anon Tree January 16, 2023

The Male Code

Defined by Jerry Seinfeld, in the episode "The Stranded": "All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman, it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life."

Elaine: Oh great, oh, this is great. How could you let him take the car?
Jerry: There's nothing I could do, it's part of Code.

Monologue:…This is the male code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are, I mean, most of the time when they scrub a space shuttle mission it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her, "So listen, when I get back what do you say we get together for some Tang?"

by Ulmanor January 1, 2012

Mahlet

Mahlets are rare but if you are lucky enough to find one, then hold on tight. Not only are they probably the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet, but they are also extremely smart, radiant, and overall fun to be around. They would make a great friend and an even better best friend. They are special beyond a doubt. They are precise and a strong perfectionist. If she wants something, she will get it, so it is best to get out of her way. They are natural-born leaders. All Mahlets are reliable, friendly and creative. If you ever meet a Mahlet she will definitely be fierce, funny, and sassy. It is very hard to get a Mahlet's romantic attention, but if you are lucky enough to have it, don't screw it up. Warning: They get very angry if you mispronounce their name.

You are so lucky, I can't believe you got Mahlet's attention!

by Happydaysarealwayshere123 May 30, 2018