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Nomadic Loser

Somebody who moves schools because they are known as a loser.
That new kid is a nomadic loser.
by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017
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Da Loser

A nickname you give yourself if you know for sure you will beat whoever you're playing. Usually used if you're playing Super Smash Bros.
Gavin: Ha! You named yourself Da Loser! Imma whipe the floor with you!
Two Minutes Later.

Louise: Ha! You got beat by Da Loser.
by NotAcuallyADuck October 8, 2019
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Deadbeat Loser

A hard footed wandering creature that seeks shelter under bridges and overpasses, often found masturbating to images of the flying dog from the Never Ending Story.
Man 1: Hey look it's a Hobo!
Man 2: Dont be so rude TW, it's a Deadbeat Loser
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: Hard soled creatures that masturbate to the dog from The Never Ending Story prefer the title "Deadbeat Loser"
Deadbeat Loser: Hey Man 1, please don't call me a Hobo
by Internet Dip Shit June 26, 2020
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Seven-Layer Loser

An individual who has sustained a life of failure in no fewer than seven areas unique to human existence. These areas include, but are not limited to, spirituality, intellectualism, fitness, optimism, family relationships, romantic relationships, philosophy, finance, career, philanthropy, academics. A true "Seven-Layer Loser" is incapable of even portraying themselves in any way as complete, accomplished or appreciated.
by LeighRay November 6, 2017
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American house loser

A "American house loser" is someone who has moved back in with their parents. The "American house loser" sits in the house all day for lack of anything to, subsequently the American house loser has resorted to finding the joys in life through things like Netflix .
Lauren is such an American house loser she can not go out because of her credit card debt and no money.
by Brooke Reichert March 8, 2019
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Urban Dictionary Loser

A guy/girl who puts their name or friends/lovers name and showers it with unironic compliments. Practically a simp or ego driven loser, but without revealing who they are. Since they know if people saw that they wrote the definition, they would be bullied by their peers.
Sophia: Do you know Lukas?
Fred: Yeah.
Sophia: He's an urban dictionary loser.
Fred: Wow he is a giant loser and I have the sudden need to bully him for the next 4 years.
Sophia: Agreed.
(Lukas at this moment just got rejected by his crush, because he tried to confess with a song using a kazoo)
by Godlover505 February 20, 2020
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Zorrbabe.com loser

Omg you ever been to zorrbabe.com? She pays for a site to ramble about on irrelevant topics or herself. a zorrbabe.com loser just made another website about themselves

A person is a zorrbabe.com loser when they make sites about themselves and aren't known by anyone but think they are.
Omg did you see the zorrbabe.com loser site she made?

I met Another zorrbabe.com loser poser making paid sites about themselves zorrbabe.com
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