laserfuck

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

by isaidyo February 11, 2014

laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.

Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

lastrine

A mexican chicka that can't live without takis chips and attracts all the boys. A Lastrine is great at basketball and is 'one of the guys' but little does she know, the guys want to be with her. You'll fall in love with her if you meet her.

Man, I wish I could be as good as Lastrine in basketball. :))

by Lastrine May 5, 2019

Dragon lasers

Dragon lasers are high power green (and sometimes blue and orange)lasers that are made in China, hence the dragon. Distinctly different from your average laser pointer or portable laser.

laser pointers are normally 5mW or less, have a beam that is difficult to see anytime other than night and can't burn anything. Great for presentations. Dragon lasers are 15mW upto 300mW or higher, have a beam that is clearly visible in broad daylight and can light matches and cigarrettes. Too powerful and dangerous for presentations.

My teacher said i can only use a laser pointer at school, not a Dragon lasers.

by Wolverine Man June 1, 2007

right later

a contradictiory statement meaning, to do something soon or now as in "right now"

sean: Show me those titty right later!!!!
dom: Ill show you this titties in a minute!

by ejeezy February 5, 2008

Skype ya later

21st century webcam-inspired variation of the ever popular phrase, "Catch ya later."

Donna: "I've gotta get going."
Allan: "Okay. Skype ya later."
Donna: "Please wear some clothes next time!"

by LoganWirth April 29, 2010

laser

any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.

Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck.

by miosis March 5, 2004