Latrine Lackey

The name of the person you have to share a bathroom with in a suite.

My latrine lackey and I discussed who would buy the next roll toilet paper.

by Snugglefundles August 9, 2012

Dried up lake

An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

"My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake"

by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011

Lake Zurich

The greatest town known to man kind. It is a known fact that if you know someone from Lake Zurich they will be the coolest person you have ever met in your life, unless of course you know another person from Lake Zurich.

Oh you are probably the coolest person I've ever met, you must be from Lake Zurich.

by LakeZurich April 16, 2009

Spring Lake

A beachtown in NJ where no house goes for under a million and it will be torn down and a house that takes up the whole lot will replace it. Home to the incredibly rich. The waves suck the longboarders will steal them from you. Any party ends up with some one real drunk. It's stuck in the mid 50's. The mothers here are like rabbits they have like 8-10 kids a year. There are some very hot girls. Historically the Irish rivera and Catholic.

"I am from Spring Lake." "oh you must be rich"
" I was surfing in springlake and those old longboarders didn't let one wave pass by.

by el frito burrito March 8, 2006

Lake Oswego

Everything stated above is not completely true. Not everyone is rich, but it is a very nice place to live. It is extremely safe which makes it a wonderful neighborhood to live in. Lake Oswego's curfew is the exact same as all the other cities in Oregon, so there's no need to rip on it. It is stereotyped for something that it appears to be. Schools are very nice and kids get extremely good grades, making it an "exceptional" school. Just because someone lives there doesn't make them bratty and snobs. There just like you.

Girl: hey where do you live?
Boy: Lake Oswego
girl: oh that's cool, i heard it's really nice
Boy: yeah it is, but were just as normal as you
Girl: oh thats good!
Boy: yeah

by heey May 17, 2009

Prior Lake

Possibly the best town ever located in Scott county MN. The kids there have a ton of money and sit around doing drugs on a boat. Prior lake kids have great personalities and know how to party hard. It may be full of hoes and players but once you get there it'll draw you in.

Dude prior lake is amazing! i can't wait to go back!

by Some_random_kid. July 23, 2010

lakeland

A place in Florida from which all evil in the Universe originates. It is the ominous spawning grounds of the deleterious Publix Corporation, hometown to murderer Ray Lewis, and the crappiest festival in the world, known as "Sun 'n' Fun."

Oh, and there's a lot of dumb emo kids around too.

Lakeland is the place where if you had a choice to live in Lakeland or North Dakota, you should pick North Dakota.

by Dennylicious November 25, 2004