I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.

Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

by nikkijinx May 5, 2010

I'll fight em

Phrase meaning that one will "fight" someone for no apparent reason.

Bob: Oh my god, that Dwight Howard is a fucking beast.
Joe: I'll fight em.

Tom: Dane Cook is a bad actor.
John: I'll fight em.

Kay: My boss is so unfair. I don't think he'll ever give me a promotion.
Ron: I'll fight em.

by Galbert-Kun February 21, 2009

I'll kill you

Used to express opposition or disagreement by someone who really is powerless to do anything against what you are about to do.

A false threat, unless used by a Hell's Angels during a gang war.

1. I swear I'll kill you if you touch my chocolate bar.
2. I'll kill you if you sleep with my boyfriend.

by Tim_ May 17, 2009

I'll call you

This is usually used by males who want a quick escape. The real meaning of the phrase is 'if i don't get a better offer' or 'if i don't call in 12 days - then find someone new - i would have'

Girl + Guy have just been on a date. She thinks it has gone well, he thinks she hasn't put out. He says 'i'll call you'

by Natalie August 9, 2004

I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.

Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

by troubledemon December 4, 2009

You`ll see

A phrase commonly used to prove a point, I will show you. Barking like a dog to gain recognition.

"I`m gonna fuck her, you`ll see! I`m the hottest guy at the party, I`m gonna get laid for sure, you`ll see!"

by cbdrunk March 14, 2015