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keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.
by Echg February 5, 2022
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keyboard

clicky clicky you needed it to search this clicky clicky
by clicky clicky April 20, 2022
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Keyboard Warrior

Someone who is to weak in real life to fight so they berate you over only platforms.
They are generally really toxic and there name is usually Joshua Hu
Joshua Hu is such a keyboard warrior
by Rickaxely June 2, 2022
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Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on a keyboard (whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise) in an attempt to express themselves. Keyboard spams can be accompanied by coherent words, or left alone.

Someone could keyboard spam for a number of reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam the most when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "aldhakegievs." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.

Keyboard spams are mostly seen in online conversations.
Person 1: "Thanks darling. Anytime. :)"
Person 2: "ksvekwhekhsjz WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
Person 1: "I called you darling. No need to keyboard spam."

Person 1: "I'm bored."
Person 2: "ofjdkshdk"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Keyboard magic

Being fake online.
I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.
by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022
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Keyboard Warrior

A person that thinks they can do anything online like being an asshole in video games or discord. They seem very nice in real life but are absolute idiots online.
person one: Hey bitch yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so bad. lol 500 wins!!!! person two: Says the person which just started!!!! person three: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH person four: GET RECKT KEYBOARD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by thesweat23456789 July 9, 2022
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keyboard warrior

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life

2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022
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