Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024

Kebab

A proper nice food

"I had a kebab earlier, it was proper nice"

by Kebabber May 18, 2024

kebab head

Short word for a idiot or doofus, mainly used by people of arabic or kebab descent.
"Yo bruv, that guy was a major kebab head".
"Yeah nah mate".

That guy forgot to put bbq sauce on my HSP, what a kebab head.

by kebabeater June 1, 2024

Kerbal space program 2

Bet y‘all feel real silly right about now.

When Take-2 closed intercept games Kerbal space program 2 died it marked the end of a game that was doomed from the start, if certain anonymous devs are to be believed.

by Person1582962 June 7, 2024

Kebab Dab

The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.

Yo, did you hear about that girl on OF who offers a kebab dab for 10k

by Amanda Panda1 July 1, 2024

Kebabkruncher

A guy who likes Kebab and Travis Scott. Turkish RRRRAAAHHHHH

Travis Scott: I'm so lucky to have a fan like you
Kebabkruncher: I'm about to blow

by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean July 11, 2024

Kebabanese

A person who is from the kebab shop

As a Chinese person is from China the kebabanese are from the kebab shop

Person 1: what nationality are those people who work at the kebab shop?
Person 2: kebabanese

by Zazastein December 24, 2024