Russian jet pilots know: If you hear him, its too late. If you see him, you're long dead. Now you are no.7
Russion pilot 1: "Hey Anatoli, you hear jet engine exhaust by any chance?"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....
Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....
Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
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Two Jews tell the exact opposite lies about the same video. This is where lying Jew stereotype comes from.
Hym "Peter Doocy humiliates KJP? But wait... THAT Jew said that Peter Doocy humiliated HIMSELF? I mean, I watched the video and it looked like Peter asked about Kamala's ridiculous fucking accent and KJP avoided the question but I don't see how that humiliates KJP. And it's a valid question because, like, what the fuck is up with that accent? Either way, that isn't really humiliating for either of them and they both know that. Which means... They're lying. Why must the Jews lie about everything? They lied about talking to the creator of the universe (Which is the ultimate lie) and now they've been emboldened by how well it worked. Bad. Bad lying Jews."
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Get the ansdsadmnsabjkl.;dls kjkasd mug.Stands for Katherine Joy Hopkins, and means many things (She is the best attack helicopter you will ever find). For example, Katherine can be shortened to Katey, which means "asshole", "beotch", and/or "daddy." Joy means happy, but not in her case. She suffers from depression, anxiety, and asthma. Her parents named her Joy after the light and happiness she brought them, but she did not feel that light and happiness back. She is constantly in a battle with herself for happiness, and love, and laughter, for security, and comfort. She finds all of that in her friends and feeds off their happiness. Hopkins means family and love. She describes it as, "a royal family in Ireland", but I think it means more. Katherine is such a good gal and is loved by all who meet her. If cross paths with her, be sure to give her a high five and a smile, for you will receive one back!
K J H is such a cool bean! - Dani
K J H? Oh shes lit but she can't oof. -Mumzy
Shes a butthole.-David
She's my daughter in a box! I love her funny personality. -Dani's mom
She's definitely my fav and #1 daddy ever! She always comes up with new creative positions. -Kevin
#1 Helicopter!- David from school
Shes scary! She'll chopp you up!- also David from school
K J H? Oh shes lit but she can't oof. -Mumzy
Shes a butthole.-David
She's my daughter in a box! I love her funny personality. -Dani's mom
She's definitely my fav and #1 daddy ever! She always comes up with new creative positions. -Kevin
#1 Helicopter!- David from school
Shes scary! She'll chopp you up!- also David from school
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