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Joel

A self harming depressed bitch, who doesn’t have a life, who doesn’t have a girlfriend and can’t get one, even if he does get on the relationship isn’t gonna last, sometimes dreams about jumping off a balcony, somehow makes matters worse rather than make them better
Person 1: “someone is trying to kill themselves do something!”
Person 2: “is it Joel?”
Person 1: “yes”
Person 2: “why am I not surprised
by Simp.16 November 21, 2021
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Joel

Ayee wuzguud Joel
by chickenmcshiz November 21, 2023
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Joel

The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.
Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare
by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021
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Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc
"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"
by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024
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Joel Tito

An amazing rickroll who seldom rickroll himself by accident.
Also a well known "enemy the dangerous"
Go full "joel Tito" on it
by James hannary July 31, 2022
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Joel

someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.

Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.
you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel
by radiohorsecock March 23, 2022
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Joel

A mutated man that is so radio active that if you tuch him you become green and your pee becomes blue.
by TheJoelHater April 17, 2023
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