jobber

used in place of anything much like the word jawn.

yo let me get that jobber, yo u see that jobber, nah i cant go i got this jobber to handle, dude just press the jobber to open the door

by mikemerk October 2, 2005

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

jibbed

to have parts of a car, boat, etc. taped on

that truck is so jibbed look at the lights

by colonel-jhonson November 5, 2009

jobbin'

a male who is really bored while at the computer and feels the urge to masterbate, and then discuss it later to his friends

dude i was chillen at home last night on the comp, and i was so bored i just started jobbin' it bra

by rocco b February 23, 2008

Jobby

something that comes out ones anus.may require constipation to be expelled or be rather volatile in nature.
Can occur in the latter section after an extremely spicy curry. this well known syndrome is called "curry bum"
Can also be used as a degrading term.

"you're a pure jobby like!"

by Uzzy MacGregor May 13, 2004

Jobber

feces. shit.

some pigeon layed a jobber on my windshield.

by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003

jibber giver

Another name for a cash machine

"I just got a wad of notes out the jibber giver mesh"

by Curtis February 22, 2005