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jesus H. christ

An alternative to Jesus Christ. The H is added due to numerous reasons. Some say it stood for Holy, some say it stood for Harold because of, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name". Other theories about the origin of the H. is:

1. H stood for Haploid since Jesus has no human father.

2. It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

3. H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

Jesus H. Christ is an expression just as "Jesus Christ" Only with an H added in, most likely for humor.
"Jesus H. Christ! My plunger broke!"
by Ethan Lin July 12, 2005
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Jesus-walking

Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking
Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.
by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008
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Jesus bot

A type of internet troll who comes onto sites posting radical Christian messages and prayers. Flames users who disagree.
"Harry Potter is sinful witchcraft! It should be kept away from our children."

Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.
by Selo April 4, 2010
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jesusly

The act of doing something completely awesome. It can be used to explain how something is being done.
John: Did you see how many points Keith got on Fantasy Baseball?
Mitch: Yeah, he is doing jesusly
by Meetah April 18, 2010
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Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.
They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus
by sacuse November 25, 2010
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Jesus Beard

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.
Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011
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jesus fucking prius

Phrase, in shock or anger of being driven into (or otherwise unacceptably intruded upon) by an unapologetic, self righteous, silent car.
by Streykidd March 28, 2015
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