This word was made by a guy named Lucas. Its bringing back the word Fresh and multiplying the meaning by 1000 because "Jesusly" is added to the beginning. and yes Jesus = 1000 (everyone knows that)
Bro: yo meng some tight chicks are meeting us at the lake in 5 mins.
Brotha: dude! thats Jesusly Fresh!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.