Jake

A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.

Jake your so funny

by anonymous November 9, 2020

[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

by SerySer January 26, 2009

Jake

a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.

look at him, he must be jake

by pot noodle July 28, 2008

jake

The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

by jjmcphee007 April 17, 2009

jake

an extremely hot, sweet, nice, irresistable guy that will do anything for the one he wants. He also has the hottest body in the whole wide world and is very fuckable.

Omg! Look at that guy over there, he is such a jake!!

by rockmonstaaah June 17, 2008

Jake

Jake's are the best boyfriends you could ever have. Usually have dirty blond hair with brown eyes, one may be a different shade from the other but that makes him more interesting. Jake's are very crazy (in the good way) and never have a dull moment. Very fun to hang out with and know how to keep a party going. Jake's are always different from everyone and that's what makes them so special. They are best gamers ( not to mentions the sweetest ) and know how to make a girl laugh. He is very caring, compassionate, trustworthy, and adorable. They aren't afraid to be romantic or sexual to you. Jake's are also very good kissers and make every moment with them romantic and sweet. Very athletic and have fantastic collar bones <3 Absolutely perfect in many's eyes.

Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.

He's such a Jake, I love him.

Jake is the best boyfriend in the world.

by Wclf.gaming May 27, 2014

Jake Paul

A YouTuber that the internet despises as he is quite possibly could be A sociopath, as he is a manipulator, liar, and even a hypocrite. He is known for doing vlogs. Most of his fans are children and often are ignorant to any criticism towards Jake Paul, he refers to his fans as "Jake Paulers".
He became big on Vine.
Logan Paul, (his brother) is basically the reason he is popular.
He is fast growing.

There are quite A few memsssssss surrounding him, popular are
Dab onnn demm hatters.
England is my city.
And much more.

He is cancerous. :)

lol

Person 1: I hate Jake Paul because... (Valid reasons).
Jake Pauler: DABB ONN YOU, YOURR JEELOUS.
Person 1: MOMMM, where did you put the Bleach.

by Viruzz October 30, 2017