jay sicilia

A complete and utter boner. When photographed, it comes out darker than it should be.

Dude I just popped a really flacid jay sicilia.

Is that a pitched tent or are you jay sicilia?

by Christopher Robin August 1, 2006

jay leno

a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars

Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."

Girl -----"Oh, But why?"

Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?

by master stghm April 4, 2004

Ohm Jay

A more casual expression of OMG, which is short for Oh My God. Can be used as both a positive or negative exclamation.

Ohm Jay, my pants are on fire. Will someone please put me out?

or

Ohm Jay, these toaster strudels are divine.

by Not DW February 28, 2010

Jay Gordon

the most sexy fine assed beast to walk this earth, consider his music, talent and well-endowment to be a blessing....he can park his car in my garage anyday ;) he can be my doorknob cause i'd like to have a turn...if you disagree you are both blind and deaf...
JAYS PANTS!!!!! mmmmm.....drool.....

If Jay Gordon was a nail, I'd be his hammer, cause I'd pound him anyday!!!!

by manda & tamara January 24, 2004

Jay Cutler

Denver Broncos quarterback, a 1st round draft pick who's been in the league a few years. Was a Pro Bowl player in 2008.

Also, well known as a big cry baby.

Jay Cutler is demanding a trade out of Denver because the new coach tried to bring in Matt Cassel.

by Buttmunch720 March 17, 2009

jay walking

When you cross a street and you are not suppouse to, can be in the middle of a block or in red light.

I don't do jay walking in that street, is very dangerous.

by agrokrutoi August 16, 2009

Jay-Scheme

Jay-Scheme or Jason-Scheme is the exact opposite of a Ponzi-scheme.
It is a legal investment or selling operation in which the seller pays for the customer's discounts with his/her own money.
The Jay scheme usually collapses within itself due to the fact that the seller is unable to sustain financial stability.
It can also collapse due to legal authorities taking action by administratively dissolving such a company for its inability to file for tax return.

"Yo did you hear about Tom selling that vinyl he bought for $5 to some guy on ebay for only $2?"
Yea he totally pulled a Jay-Scheme on that one !

by NickThePrick7 October 28, 2011