University of Central Florida

Good luck finding parking

Is that an empty parking spot at the University of Central Florida? Impossible

by memer211 December 14, 2020

Florida Slick Grip

When you are anally doing your girl and a poop worm goes up your urethra and you have to get it out before it becomes too slick.

Man 1: Man my girl just did the Florida Slick Grip on me.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.

by The Black Ztar January 26, 2020

Florida nigga heist

The act of stealing a niggas marijuana while he is smoking it, and selling it to a nearby buyer

Oh shit! Michael just pulled a Florida nigga heist on them niggas smokin bomb ass weed in the corner!

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 3, 2017

Florida Snowball Fight

When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.

Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day

by Moose3207 October 18, 2022

Florida six pack

When you gift a six pack of beer but drink one prior to giving it to the recipient.

My brother in law gave me a Florida six pack for Christmas.

by M1311 December 31, 2022

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019