how to be: emo

How To Be: Emo is an internet short created in 2004 by director Christian Bretz. Filmed in the style of a 1950's informational short, it features a teen named Billy (played by Trent Teigan) and his quest to become emo. Guided by a disembodied voice in the form of a narrator, Billy learns about emo culture, fashion, music, discrimination, and other important aspects of emo life. How To Be: Emo pokes fun at many different subcultures in addition to emo, including jocks, wiggers, and preps. One of the greatest additions to 2000's emo culture since emogame. It can be found at somethingdirectory.com

How To Be: Emo was perfectly good as a 21 minute black-and-white short. It does NOT need to be made into a full-length movie.

by i like to knit, fool October 14, 2006

how to

A common random phrase heard on Space Cowboy online, usually from n00bs and newbs, asking for some kind of information which is normally either common sense or self-explanitory. To use this phrase properly, you must:

a) NEVER introduce yourself when you log on;
b) NEVER EVER RTFM or in-game SEARCHABLE FAQ or SCO website
c) NEVER EVER EVER have a good enough grasp of the english
language to ask the question properly or understand the
answer, and:
d) NEVER EVER EVER EVER type in anything but all caps.
e) NEVER EVER EVER EVER WHATEVER YOU DO say please or thank
you.

jrandomn00b : HOW TO WALK!?
VeteranDude : your character is controlled by moving the
mouse and pressing and the left and right mouse buttons
Nerfherder4 : WTFLOL?!!!33forty-five
jrandomn00b : HOW TO TAKE OFF!?!?
VeteranDude : press the "take off" button at the bottom of your screen
Bystander66 : lmfao
jrandomn00b : HOW TO FLY!?!?!?
VeteranDude : i give up, man, i really do
Bystander66 : 'how to think for myself?'
Nerfherder4 : 'how to live?'

by Yarpsnesan November 17, 2006

how you feel

When you get roasted or say something dumb they are basically saying "how stupid do you feel" or "well you feel dumb dont you"

Me: The answers 10
You: No, it's 26
Teacher and class: It's 10
Me: Ohhhhh, how you feel

by Jasmine Webber June 13, 2016

How's your meat?

Question used to quickly change the subject of a conversation or to severely disturb the person who you are talking to. Note: Meat may or may not refer to cock, depending on how the disturbed person interprets the question.

(1) Michael: "So, where'd you go for dinner yesterday night?"
Me: "So... how's your meat?"

(2) Me: "So... how's your meat?"
Michelle: "You freak! (How'd he know my secret?!)"

by k.nin3 August 31, 2006

How does your butt feel

asking someone how their butt feels is equivalent to telling someone they are extremely anal

person 1: bro i got a 2070 on the SAT. FAILED IT
person 2: bro stfu how does your butt feel?
person 1: what? i dont have anal sex
person 2: no dumbass, stop being anal about the SAT dick.

by PINGCHONG February 28, 2011

how many bitches

a phrase popularly used in the hit-sensation Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The phrase basically means "Excuse me...would you be ever so kind as to suck a dick and get out of my shit?". How many bitches also is commonly used as a anger emotionally charged statement to mean "how many of you mother fuckers think you own this shit?". Adding in the word "fucking" gives it a little more pizazz to express you are truly serious.

"Get the fuck off my shit" "HOW MANY BITCHES"

by Shane MFO June 30, 2008

how's school?

Two words that every parent say after your hard day in school.

You: Hi mom.
Mom: How's school?

by Tertyu March 15, 2010